As we’ve done with a few different posts of the past, we just haven’t been satisfied by only one post regarding the current subject — plumbing horror stories. In our previous post, the veritable part one of this informal, two-part series, we took the time to highlight a few DIY nightmares.

We bring up that fact again so that we can remind our readers of another important point; we bring these stories up to partially amuse and entertain, but also to advise. Being accused of using “scare tactics” to dissuade a homeowner from trying to do an easy job themselves is the last thing we want. More accurately, we only wish to shine the spotlight on a few circumstances when it is the best choice to call your local plumber, rather than heading into uncharted waters when property, comfort, and safety are all on the line.

Now that we’ve gotten that disclaimer of sorts out of the way, let’s get to the fun stuff. Read on if you are interested in hearing some fascinating, if not disgusting, stories about sewage, plumbing, and the like!

Clogged Drain Repair

Have you ever wondered what the limitations are on what you can and can’t flush down a toilet? We aren’t referring to what you can fit into a toilet’s drain, of course, but are referring to the damage you can cause by flushing the wrong type of material down the pipe.

We might have to dedicate an entire blog post to this topic in the near future, but for now, be advised that there surely are multiple stories based on each of these listings found below. Here’s what you categorically should not flush down your toilet, no matter how tempted you might be.

  • Grease And/Or Food – Don’t roll your eyes, you might be surprised by how many people choose to forgo using their sink for grease draining in favor of the toilet. We aren’t sure why, but people like to do that. Don’t be like those people.
  • Feminine Products – It’s a simple no. Don’t do it. Even if it’s not your toilet. Pay it forward. Use the Golden Rule. Be the change you want to see in the world. You get it.
  • Diapers
  • Pills – Pills can impact the condition of groundwater in a not-so-good, toxic kind of way. This can affect wildlife, nature, and even people.
  • Cigarette Butts – Each toilet flush uses around three gallons of water. This is a waste.
  • Cotton Balls – Cotton balls, along with q-tips, do not naturally break down in your toilet’s water, as opposed to cotton-made toilet paper. Cotton balls clump up together. This can clog your drain or cause a burst pipe.
  • Dental Floss – Floss is not biodegradable and cause be harmful.
  • Diapers
  • Baby Wipes

Here are a few food-related clogged drain stories we found on the Huffington Post. Believe it or not, there’s no national plumber forum where we exchange these stories, so the HuffPo will have to do!

“At [my work], we get calls for a lot of crazy clogs. A few of the wilder ones have included candle wax, toys [think marbles, Hot Wheels, and tiny action figures], all dropped down the kitchen drain. One technician found lettuce clogging up a washing-machine pump — the owner wanted to spin-dry a large bunch of lettuce to get ready for a big party.” — Larry Costello, Hoffman Estates, IL

“I caught my significant other trying to dispose of a roast chicken carcass using our toilet. He thought a toilet could act like a garbage disposal. Yes, we’re still together.” — Julie T., Westchester, NY

While we can’t say we’ve encountered scenes quite like these, you might be surprised at some of the crazy stuff people call their Loveland plumbers about. But no matter what kind of predicament someone might get themselves into, we’ll always be here to provide affordable plumbing repair service!

Other Plumbing Nightmares

Also found in our previous post is an anecdote of an inexperienced, unlicensed plumber taking advantage of homeowners who are in a panic and are in need of emergency plumbing services. In the same vein, we’ve heard about handymen who have the bad habit of making grandiose promises at cut-rate prices. Here’s an example from Mike Diamond and his plumbing services.

“I had to help a woman whose mother had been taken advantage of by a handyman vulture who said he would be able to install a sink where there was no existing plumbing. He didn’t know what he was doing and we had to redo a lot of pipes, fitting, and water flow work once it started leaking everywhere. Getting help from your brother-in-law’s cousin’s neighbor kid might seem nice, but it usually ends up being more trouble than it’s worth.”

We couldn’t agree more, Mike. Let the experienced, trained, licensed, and local professionals (like us here at Bears Family PHC) take the wheel when you run into a dicey situation.

Downright Weird

We’ll leave you with two stories from Steve Ferguson, who owns Mr. Rooter Plumbing of Oakland-Berkeley, California.

“We once had a customer with a toilet stoppage. When we looked into the pipes to find the source, we ended up pulling out upper and lower dentures from the toilet! The customer exclaimed, ‘Oh that’s where they went!’ Turns out that he had a little too much to drink the night before, and he had gotten sick.” — Steve Ferguson

Yikes. Sounds like a good time, the night before, though.

“One time we had an upstairs toilet clog job, which we ended up clearing by going through the pipes from the roof. To our surprise, we pulled back a dead raccoon from the drain through a 4-inch plumbing vent stack.” — Steve Ferguson

Raccoons are resourceful, intelligent creatures, and they no doubt became that way by eliminating weakness from the gene pool. Here’s one more example of Darwin’s “survival of the fittest” theory in full effect. It’d be nice if they did their evolving in some place other than pipes, we’d warrant.

If you are in need of Loveland plumber or Fort Collins plumbing repair services, we’ve got you covered! Contact us today.